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When you first start dating someone, or
kind of dating someone, communication is

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key. But just like in baseball where
every play depends on clear signals, one

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missed sign...

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He talks to the game. So then Chuckles
here decides he's going to ride the

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Oh, no. You know, I had it. You were
drinking rum again.

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Yeah. So what happened? So he gets up
there, right? Uh -huh. And he doesn't

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know, but we have the guy put it on the
fastest setting. No. Yep, four seconds.

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That's how long you have. It was like 20
seconds. No, no, we timed it. Then a

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little girl got on and rode for 10.

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She had really no business being there.

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Hey,

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Bobby.

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I bought you this in Houston.

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Oh, Biggio, huh? Yeah.

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For your collection.

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Oh, wow.

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That's nice.

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That's nice, huh?

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It is.

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It's really nice.

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It's nice. Nice, nice, nice. Go on, you
guys.

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He's a new guy. He doesn't know he's not
supposed to be nice around here.

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He'll learn.

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All right, you drunks. Let's go do our
jobs, huh? Ask some players some more

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crap.

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Thanks again, man.

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Yeah, no problem, man.

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You're texting now, like the kids.

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Yeah, Meredith discovered she can text
me any time, and I can't use the excuse

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can't talk.

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What is ROTFL?

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It's rolling on the floor laughing.

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I highly doubt that.

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Hey, Kenny, I ran into that girl Kate at
the Waco Brothers show the other night.

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Yeah? Dude, she is super cool. Whatever
happened with that?

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Uh, we had coffee a couple of times.

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She's cool.

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Cool? Well, listen, if you're not going
to ask her out, then I am definitely

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going to ask her out. Wow.

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Uh, you want to just finish my beer for
me, too?

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Well, I mean, if you're still
interested, I won't, but I figured since

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a few months that... Yeah, what?

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Yeah, you know, I actually, I, uh, I
mean, I might ask her out.

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Seriously? I'm thinking about it. You
should wait longer until maybe she has a

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husband and a couple kids. See how that
works out.

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What are you doing?

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All right, I get it. Are you guys, is
Bobby coming?

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I don't know. He said he'd be here.
Yeah, yeah.

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Hey, guys.

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Brand new!

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Sorry I'm late.

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Kenny. Do you still have that guy
downtown?

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That suit guy?

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Ducky Gills.

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Yeah.

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Ducky Gills. Seriously, where do your
friends get their names? Jail.

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Fine, fine, yeah.

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You need a suit?

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Yeah, yeah, I do, actually. Nice one and
cheap. I got this wedding to go to this

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weekend. Wait, Nicole and Jason's?
You're still going to that? Yeah, Wendy

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don't want to screw up their, you know,
wedding bliss or whatever, so we're not

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telling everybody that we're broken up.
You're going to that together?

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It's going to be fine. Yeah, yeah, you
should invite your other old ex

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-girlfriends. That would make it better.
You should film it too, Andy.

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Yeah, yeah. You guys are being
ridiculous, right? It's one night.

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So I guess we should just deal Bobby in,
huh?

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If he's not here by now, he's probably
not coming. Sometimes you get a signal

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and you have absolutely no idea what it
means, leaving you to wonder, am I

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missing a page from the playbook?

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So, Bobby didn't show up for poker.

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Or call, which is weird.

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Well, from the way you tell it, it
sounds like you were kind of driving the

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weird bus. No, but I didn't mean to blow
him off. I didn't know what to do.

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You don't understand what it's like,
okay? I'm the only woman. I can't have a

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personal life at work, you know? They
would rip me to shreds. I've finally

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gotten to a place where they've finally
forgotten that I'm a woman.

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You have such strange goals. I know, but
I would like to keep it that way.

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Okay. Well, you like him, right?

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I do.

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So just explain all of that to him.

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I'm sure he'll understand.

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Okay, I'll try to find the right time at
work tonight.

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Paige, you can't just call him. I can't
call him. I don't even know if he's

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still interested.

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You know, that ball thing could have
been him just being nice. You know, it

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could have been just a gesture, a way to
say, you know, I'm sorry that I totally

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humiliated you when I freaked out and
left your apartment the other night.

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I don't think that there's a gesture for
that.

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Thank you.

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So you think I was too aggressive?

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No.

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Well, yes, but I'm sure once you explain
everything, it'll unhurt his feelings.

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Unhurt? Unhurt, really?

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I'm not right. Ever since I broke up
with Adam, I'm not sleeping.

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I'm sorry. What, did you just toss and
turn?

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No. I have been on Match .com a lot.

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Doing what?

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Online dating. It's fantastic.

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There's so much out there for sale.
Imagine eBay times 100.

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And I have my eye on this pair of
doctors that I think will look really

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me.

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Because so much of baseball relies on
signs and signals, sometimes it's best

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get together and make sure everybody is
on the same page.

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Hey.

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Hey. We missed you at poker the other
night. Yeah, sorry. I, uh, I just, you

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know, I got caught up with some stuff,
so. I just want to say I'm sorry about

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the other day. I just, I...

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I really appreciate that, Paul.

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Wow. Good.

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I'm glad.

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Great. And, like, I know with what
happened between us, well, I just, I

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want things to be awkward. You know what
I mean? I mean, I know we have to work

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together, and I just think we should
keep things, you know, kind of just,

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you know, professional.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I think I do.

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There they are. Hey, guys. What's up?
Did you think if you guys watched the

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game, I was down at Al's Beef grabbing a
combo? In your dreams. That guy's

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constantly thinking about food. Yeah.

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So, you guys want to grab a bite to eat
over at the Billy Goat? You can, uh, I

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don't know, bring your girlfriend?

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That's a good one, Charlie.

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Girlfriend. Uh, yeah, sure, cool. Yeah,
oh, you know what, I actually, I can, I

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gotta finish up here, but, um, you know
what I like about Billy Goat is that,

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you know, well, you know how it's below
street level? Yeah. That means it's

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underground. You can have a lot of fun
there, but it's kind of a secret, you

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know? If you didn't know it was there,
you'd never really find out about it,

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know? Really?

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Yeah. But that place is a landmark.
Yeah. Gus.

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Bottom line.

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Great burgers. Yeah. Yeah. Their burgers
are great, but...

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You know, if you talk about them,
everybody will know about them,

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people from work, you know, and that's
not good.

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Yeah. Everyone already knows about their
hamburgers. Well, well. What they don't

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know about the grilled cheese. You said
it. Let's go. I'm happy.

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All right. I guess I will see you around
then.

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Yeah. I mean, you're clear on the
burgers, right?

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Yes. Yes.

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I will totally try them.

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Thank you.

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Sometimes you need to change signals on
the fly, but if you're clever enough...

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You can get your point across just fine.

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In the middle of a ball game, sometimes
players ignore their coach's signals and

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make major decisions on their own. And
quite often, those players wind up

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looking ridiculous.

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Here's the address for Ducky.

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Where is this?

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South side. When you get there, just
park right in front and knock three

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Just three times.

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Oh, what if I knock four times, Kenny? I
don't know, but don't.

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All right, you know what?

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I'm just going to go to the soup barn,
which is literally in a barn. It's going

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to be fine.

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Yeah?

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All right, well, if I'm not back by 10,
call the cops.

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I wouldn't do that.

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Hey, Kenny, that girl Kate's over by the
shuffleboard table.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, so go over and ask her out.

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I'm in a minute. I'm working on it. No,
you're not, man. You're playing Jenga

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for the 100 millionth time.

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Oh, Jenga, you lose.

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Now, come on, man. Go do this.

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I'm going.

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Not all signals are nonverbal. In
baseball, outfielders call out who's

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field a fly ball with the words, I've
got it.

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So no one runs into each other and gets
hurt.

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He's killing me.

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Give him a break.

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No, I won't. The guy has coffee with
every girl in Chicago so that nobody

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can go out with him. But then he doesn't
even go out with them.

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Right, but if he asks them out for
coffee, it's innocent, right? He can't

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rejected because he's not officially
asking them out.

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That was my move in, like, seventh
grade.

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Yeah, okay, but here's where you come
in. If you ask them out, right, and they

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say yes, then indirectly they're
rejecting him, huh?

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But he's not going out with them.

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No, I mean, you're right. That girl
deserves more than a coffee. Definitely

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drink, you know, maybe even like a whole
dinner.

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Absolutely a dinner.

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But a girl like that, I might even pack
a picnic.

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No, you wouldn't.

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Picnic? No, I wouldn't even know where
to... Oh,

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hey, there's Bobby.

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Oh, Bobby's here.

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What is he doing?

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I mean, why didn't he come over here?

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He didn't see us. And from the looks of
it, he's on a date.

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Man, she is smoking hot.

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Bet she's a dancer. She looks like a
dancer, doesn't she? What? Why?

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The calves.

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She's got dancer calves.

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How do you know she's got dancer calves?
She's wearing pants.

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I know they're there.

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You can't hide calves like that. Hey,
they're going over to the couple couch.

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How can he do that?

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You see, hey, now that's how you make
things happen. Kudos, Robert, huh?

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There are also signals you have to pay
attention to on the field.

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For example...

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If you're going for a ball and you don't
see the warning track, chances are

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you're going to run right into a brick
wall.

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Hey, you guys. Hey, go there.

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Who's the cutie?

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Oh, that's Claire.

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Man, she is scrumdilly -ish. I know,
right?

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Where do I know her from? You met her at
the block party. She lives in my

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building.

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Oh, how long have you been seeing her?

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Um, you know, we've been, like, off and
on. We were off, and now we're, you

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know... On?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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Well, at least I don't have to meet her.

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You guys want to meet her? Yeah.

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Claire.

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So, this is Penny.

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Hi. That's Mike.

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Hey, nice to meet you. And this is PJ.

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Hi, nice to meet you.

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Hi. You know, I think I met you once
before at your block party.

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Oh, right.

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You came to my yoga class.

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One.

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That was hard.

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My body doesn't do that without booze.

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You take yoga?

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Actually, I teach at the Center for
Inner Peace.

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Of course you do. There's actually a
dancer.

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Well, yeah, but it's hard to pay the
bills dancing, so.

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Not if you're stripping.

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All right. Well, we'll see you guys in a
little bit then.

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Namaste. Well, at least the girl Bobby
likes isn't perfect in every way.

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Oh, wait.

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Actually, she is.

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In baseball, a tug on the ear could mean
hit and run, a swipe of the arm steals

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second base, but you always got to be
careful because sometimes a scratch on

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nose is just a scratch on the nose.

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Maybe Bobby's actually just psychotic. I
mean, how could he just pretend that

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nothing happened? I mean, he didn't even
act guilty.

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It doesn't make any sense. Which is why
I then go to, he's just not that

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interested. But he made out with you.

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And he brought you a present.

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Bringing someone, like, a baseball, you
know?

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It's not romantic.

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No. Steph.

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She was one of those women with, like,
really little risk.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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No, no, no, seriously.

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You are a caring and intelligent and
well -educated woman.

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Okay, why don't you just say I'm ugly?

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Come on, you know you are.

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Gorgeous. Oh, God. See, now you have to
say that.

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Wow.

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Oh, my God.

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You look fantastic.

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Yeah. Ducky gills after dark.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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This is going to be a very bad idea.

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Oh, look, don't you start on me now,
too, all right? I get enough from her.

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look too good, and there's an ex
-girlfriend involved and a wedding.

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Wendy is going to take one look at you
in that suit and either hate you for

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breaking up with her or want you back,
and either way, it's going to be bad.

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Bad? Bad.

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You guys are being ridiculous, all
right? Look, we're going to go to the

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wedding, we're going to eat our dried
-out chicken, we're going to dance to

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celebration, and when the open bar turns
to cash bar, go our separate ways.

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Oh, so the, uh, the tie works? Because I
wasn't sure if I should go, you know,

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bow or not. Oh, my God, you love that
you look that good.

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You're hoping to rub it in. No, no, no,
no, no, no.

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Think it'll work?

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Oh, Brent, is it at all possible that
you're okay with this pretending thing

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because you get to pretend you're still
together?

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No, I'm glad we're broken up. Well, how
broken up can you be if you are going

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out with her tonight?

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Okay. All right, you know what? No, I'm
not going to do this, because it's two

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against one, and I don't have a chance,
so I'm out of here, all right? Good

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night, ladies.

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I will see you later.

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All right, well, I'm going to go, too.

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Yeah? Oh, yeah, of course.

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Punker's starting, and no. Yeah. And I'm
going to go to bed early, so...

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No, you're not. You're going to Match
.com. I have to see if Kevin from

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Milwaukee emailed me back.

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Uh, you're going all the way out to
Milwaukee.

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Oh, he's cool. His house has a lake
view.

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Steph, everyone in Milwaukee has a lake
view.

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, and hey, with the Bobby thing, just
don't let it make you crazy, okay?

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Yeah. I mean, you made out one night,
so, you know, play it cool.

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And you know what? I'm not working the
next few days, so I don't have to see

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him. All right, honey. All right. Bye.
Bye.

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We brought chips.

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Hey, I ordered some pizza.

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Pizza. I got nothing.

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Nothing. I picked up some beer.

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How's it going?

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Fine. Yeah?

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Yeah, I'm awesome. Things are great, you
know?

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Couldn't be better.

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Fine.

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Good.

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So, Claire seems nice.

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Okay, so, what the hell? Were you
already, like, dating her when you came

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here the other night? Or was it after
our talk? that you decided to start

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seriously seeing someone?

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Or was it like... Oh, okay, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. What I am just

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curious.

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Okay, well, first of all, I had gone out
with her a few times before I even met

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you. Well, that's fine.

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And secondly, I gave you a present, and
you immediately gave me the cold

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shoulder. Yeah, but we cleared all that
up. You said you understood. When? When

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did we clear all that up? In the locker
room after the game. We talked about

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hamburgers. Yeah, that's because the
other guys were there.

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They already knew about the hamburgers.
No, it wasn't about the hamburgers. It

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was about us and you said that we were
clear on it. Okay, I thought I was clear

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on the hamburgers. I mean, I got a
little lost around the grilled cheese

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but I definitely don't know what we're
talking about now.

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Well, I was trying to tell you that we
should just keep things between, you

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know, just between us. By telling me
that the fun thing about the billy goat

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that it's underground?

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00:15:51,249 --> 00:15:56,670
PJ, that's a tough one. My point wasn't
that I'm not interested.

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I just didn't want people at work to
know.

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Including me, apparently.

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00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:05,810
Okay, well, I thought that you weren't
interested when you said keep it

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professional. Why didn't you just say
what you meant?

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00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:15,030
Well, it's like we're in battle, and
we're behind the enemy lines, and

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00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:15,929
spies everywhere.

328
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:19,330
Okay, PJ, PJ, no. No more metaphors,
okay? I'm saying...

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00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,080
I can't read minds, okay?

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00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:26,020
So when you act like you barely know me
in front of the guys, and then you say

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that you don't want it to be awkward,
what am I supposed to think?

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00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:34,820
And, my God, why is it that every time I
talk to you, I feel like a chick?

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00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:40,000
Look, Kenny, I think you should know I'm
going out with Kate this Friday night.

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00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,120
Okay. Really?

335
00:16:42,739 --> 00:16:45,320
Yeah, man, well, you didn't ask her out
the other night at Crowley's, and you

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had coffee with her once, like, two
months ago. Well, maybe I work at a

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pace than you do.

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00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,980
You work so slow, she thinks your name
is Jerry.

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00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,820
You're making that up. No, I'm not, Jer.

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00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,540
Kenny, the statute of limitations on
Kate is up. What, you got this guy

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00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:58,219
for you now?

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00:16:58,220 --> 00:16:58,899
He's my attorney.

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00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:02,800
You can't keep my client from asking out
a girl you have not been nor are

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00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,220
currently pursuing. But I have pursued
her.

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00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:08,510
Having coffee with a girl does not
constitute an actual date, Jer.

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00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:11,790
Yeah, and having coffee with a girl a
second time is really just a way of

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00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:15,349
saying, I'm a wuss. And her way of
saying, we're just going to be friends,

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00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:18,730
How would you know? You've been married
for like a hundred years. Which is why

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I'm able to sit high on my marital perch
and look down, unsullied, and rule on

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all I see.

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00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:25,430
Who are you?

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00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,290
I'm Batman.

353
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:31,890
So maybe I could have been a little more
clear about things, huh?

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00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:33,650
Maybe.

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00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:41,000
And, look, I'm sorry about our whole,
you know, mix -up, but Claire and I have

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gone out a few times now, and, I mean,
she's cool.

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00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,560
So she's cool, huh?

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00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,920
Yeah, we're sort of dating now.

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00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,680
That's awesome.

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00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:58,860
You and me are just, you know, we're
weird and confusing and...

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00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,280
I don't know. I've been dancing around
this whole Claire thing for a while now,

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00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:05,580
and I kind of feel like I need to give
it a shot.

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00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:07,060
Right.

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00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,400
It's ironic because she's a dancer.

365
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,120
You're dancing around.

366
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,340
Thank you for laughing politely.

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00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:18,480
I'm a huge dork.

368
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,600
Hey, are we going to play poker tonight
or what?

369
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:26,250
Kenny, I am trying to help you, okay?
Just consider this a coffee

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00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:29,550
What is wrong with taking a girl out for
a cup of coffee?

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00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:32,630
Dude, when you're trying to pick up a
girl, the last thing you want her to be

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00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:33,630
alert and focused.

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00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:36,090
Yeah, I'm not trying to make a dress out
of her. I'm trying to get to know her.

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00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:40,090
I'm not telling you to pick her up in a
van with no inside door handle, but it

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00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:43,030
doesn't hurt to get her a little
liquored up. Okay, Sounds for Lambs. You

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00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:46,470
your style, I got mine. PJ, back me up,
huh? Tell him he's getting nowhere with

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00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:47,470
the whole coffee thing.

378
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:51,310
Okay, well, I don't think you should
store her in a well, but I do think

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00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:54,650
A woman wants a guy who's willing to put
himself out there. I mean, you're not

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00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,890
going to meet somebody by just playing
it safe.

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00:18:57,430 --> 00:19:00,330
Kenny, what are you waiting for? You
think some girl is just going to invite

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00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:01,750
to her apartment and jump you?

383
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:04,630
Line's up. Line's up.

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00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,470
Pick a buck. Here we go. Pick a buck.

385
00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:09,990
You know, I have an idea for a great
movie. What's that? It would be you

386
00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:10,990
eaten by a bear.

387
00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:14,450
Hey.

388
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:15,810
Oh. Whoa.

389
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,990
What's up, drinky? Oh.

390
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:19,670
How was the wedding?

391
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:21,070
Oh.

392
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,320
Not good.

393
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,480
Nope.

394
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,900
Bad. What happened?

395
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,040
Oh, nightmare.

396
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,440
She caught the bouquet.

397
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,680
Uh -huh.

398
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,380
And slapped me across the face with it
during this fight we had.

399
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:40,280
What'd you fight about? She danced the
whole night with that pig, Chuck

400
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,540
He is a pig. It's a pig. So I hit him.
And you did?

401
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,700
No.

402
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,480
But I wanted to appear, and I won. I'm
sure.

403
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,270
Oh, man, I'm sorry.

404
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,130
I should listen to you. You're right.

405
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:59,070
You know why? Because broken up is
broken up.

406
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:00,830
And you can't pretend.

407
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,830
Well, maybe one of these days you'll
listen to me.

408
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:05,050
I doubt it.

409
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,410
Oh, how was poker?

410
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:14,950
Well, Bobby's seeing Claire now, so
that's like, you know, a thing.

411
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:16,990
Huh.

412
00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:20,090
You know, it's okay. I brought it on
myself.

413
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:25,640
I can't stop acting like a moron in
front of him. Well, please. I mean, do

414
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,380
ever just think that maybe he's just not
ready for you?

415
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:32,640
That sounds like something my mother
would say to make me feel better.

416
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:37,900
No, I'm seriously, you know, like last
week, he totally freaks out on you. And

417
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,200
then he starts dating this very non
-threatening, shy girl.

418
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,540
You know, I mean, maybe you're just too
much for him. Maybe he's got to grow

419
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:46,220
into you a little bit. You know, I mean,
you're a force.

420
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,920
Okay, so what am I supposed to do? Be
left me?

421
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:51,000
No, God, are you kidding? You're the
best.

422
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,700
I'm a dorky boy compared to Claire. You
know, you're much more like a girl than

423
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:55,639
you let people realize.

424
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,640
Oh, yeah? Like how?

425
00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,120
Well, I don't know a lot of guys that
would cry at those MasterCard

426
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:08,080
Yeah, but... What am I supposed to do? I
mean, it's so great the way the whole

427
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,940
family goes to the game and...

428
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,220
But you know it's his first game. You
can see it in his face.

429
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,360
Sometimes players can be so in sync,
it's like they don't need signs.

430
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,500
They just know what each other is
thinking instinctively.

431
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:24,860
And when you play with the same guys
long enough, you get so comfortable that

432
00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:26,580
you really know their strengths and
weaknesses.

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00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,200
And it makes playing the game so much
easier.